The quietest people have the loudest minds.
Wouldn’t it be terribly tragic/incredibly awesome if something horrible happened to me in Africa and then I could be on I Shouldn’t Be Alive/I Survived?
THAT WAS AN A+++++++++ EPISODE PARENTHOOD GOOD JOB
I wanna party like the workaholic dudes.
Tuesdays are the best tv show days.
I can't study!!!