Longest quiz ever.
February 2011
January 2011
I went shopping today to prepare for the snow. Here is what I got for our room:
Munchies
Chex Mix
Pop Tarts
Oreos
Milk
Chef Boyardee
Cereal
Puppy Chow Chex Mix
People Magazine
Mizzou is totally shut down tomorrow. You know what that means….
NO CLASSES!
Snow storm update: 20-24 inches
I like when people say “book-bag.”
Snowpocalypse!
We are supposed to get a bad TERRIBLE snow storm tonight and tomorrow. I knew that it was bad, but I didn’t know how bad until I went to work today. Starting late tonight, we are supposed to get 4 inches of ice and 12-26 inches of snow. All the milk, bread, and vegetables are sold out at Hyvee. This storm aint messin around. My work is cancelling everything tomorrow and Wednesday and are even talking about not opening it at all because it’s supposed to be a complete white out.
They think that they’ll cancel the University. Let’s hope so.
I want a donut. A dunken donut.
Im depressed. I don’t know why.
I miss watching Jersey Shore with Claire. It’s not the same watching it by yourself on your bed with headphones in.
I miss Claire.
I miss my boyfriend. He left three hours ago and I miss him so much.
I don’t want to leave my bed tonight. But I’m afraid that if I stay here much longer I’ll just become more and more depressed.
I think I’m just going to have a good cry.
I’m lonely.
It’s funny that I drunkenly posted a picture of Angelina last night. I guess subconsciously I do like her even if I don’t want to admit it. I don’t remember that much, but I do remember thinking “Angelina has the coolest tattoos and I want to look at them.” And then I loved her cross tattoo that she has on her stomach and thought, “that’s it, I’m posting it.”
Puppy Paradise
Molly and I are puppysitting for a mutual friend this weekend. He is staying in our room which is easy because he only weighs 1.5 lbs! He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. He’s a tea cup Chihuahua and isn’t supposed to get past 3 or 4 lbs.
I am literally terrified to go to my chemistry help in 30 minutes. I am also terrified of the class in general.
I didn’t know that Macaulay and Mila were together for eight years before they split up. That makes me really sad.
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I love my prom dress. Hopefully I can wear it again sometime.
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“Any time while I was a slave, if one minute’s freedom had been offered to me, and I had been told that I must die at the end of that minute, I would have taken it just to stand one minute on God’s earth a free woman.”
—Elizabeth Freeman
CEG, I like Joan Rivers a lot, even though that documentary was boring.
I made it to the gym.
First day back
The plan was to work out after my 9:30 class but I just can’t get myself out of bed.
Different semester, same habits.
Your Stefonalogue:
Seth: So, Stefon, if someone is coming to the city and wants to have the full New York experience, where should they go?
Stefon: If you’re looking for a wholesome vacation, look no further. New York’s hottest club is MMMMM.
15-year old fluffy arabian club promoter Meredith is back with a club that answers the question, BOING?????!?!?
This club has everything: dentists, rock, kittens, Barrack Obama, cat-dogs…
Seth: ‘cat-dogs’? What are those?
Stefon: Oh you know, it’s that thing where teachers have gorillas and they run on people and they jump with their little quick elbows…
Seth: Yeah, that’s definitely not a thing.
Stefon: No, it is.
Seth: Okay, Stefon, we were looking for some fun activities that a mom, a dad, a grandma, grandpa and some kids could enjoy…
you, instead, took us on a tour of a coked-up gay candyland.
Stefon: Accurate. That’s accurate.
Seth: But I know that you honestly want people to have a good time, so you know what? I think we’ll have you back!
Stefon: Yay Stefon!
Like a G6
Far East Movement, The Cataracs & Dev
I miss college so much that I am listening to frat party songs to remind me of it. Help me.
CEG, according the Tumblr, I have a crush on you ;)
